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Episode 33: I Will Vacuum Well (with Special Guest Eric Garner)

This week the guys are joined from their Canadian brother Eric Garner from the “Know Nothing Podcast” for another installment of Rad Libs. Play along with your friends!



I Will Survive

At first, I was afraid, I was (a strongly felt emotion)

Kept thinking, I could never (something you do every day) without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking, how you (an unforgivable act)

And I grew (a character trait you have) and I learned how to (a skill you’d like to learn)

And so you’re back from (a location)

I just (verb ending in “ed”) in to find you here with that (emotion) look upon your face

I should have changed that (an elementary school insult) lock

I should have made you leave your (something embarrassing to leave at an ex’s place)

If I’d known for just (an amount of time) you’d be back to bother me

Go on now, go, (a type of movement) out the door, just turn around now

‘Cause you’re not (a way you might describe your lover) anymore

Weren’t you the one, who tried to (a way you’d try and to hurt someone) me with (a household item)?

Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and (something inappropriate to do at work)?

Oh, no, not I, I will (an action you wish you could do)

Oh, as long as I know how to (a universal skill), I know I’ll stay alive

I’ve got all my life to live, I’ve got all my (collectible item) to give

And I’ll (something a loved one would do that you’d be proud of), I will (something a loved one would do that you’d be proud of), hey, hey


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